Never Trust a Fuel Gauge – Funny Pilot T-Shirt
Never Trust a Fuel Gauge – Funny Pilot T-Shirt
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Printed & shipped in the USA · ~1 week delivery
30-day happy-or-refund guarantee
Every pilot has learned these the hard way…
Never trust:
- A fuel gauge
- A forecast
- A pilot who says “watch this”
Classic hangar wisdom printed on a super-soft tee. Perfect for swapping war stories at the FBO, reminding your co-pilot who’s really in command, or just wearing your skepticism on your sleeve (or chest). Because in aviation, sometimes the biggest risks come with a smile and bad advice.
Soft, breathable jersey fabric – ideal for long days at the airport or short hops. Available in all the usual colors and sizes.
Grab one before your next flight… and maybe double-check that fuel quantity while you’re at it 😉
- Premium quality pre-shrunk T-shirt
- Printed and shipped near you
- Usually ships next day
Bella+Canvas 3001 — Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, ~4.2 oz: a lightweight, soft tee rather than a heavyweight one. Pre-shrunk; unisex — true to size, size up for a relaxed fit; machine wash cold, inside out.
- 30-day happy-or-refund guarantee
- Unisex fit (ask for other options)
- Printed & shipped from the USA — arrives in about a week
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Median order to delivery time: 140 hours
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