Never Trust a Fuel Gauge – Funny Pilot T-Shirt
Never Trust a Fuel Gauge – Funny Pilot T-Shirt
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Every pilot has learned these the hard way…
Never trust:
- A fuel gauge
- A forecast
- A pilot who says “watch this”
Classic hangar wisdom printed on a super-soft tee. Perfect for swapping war stories at the FBO, reminding your co-pilot who’s really in command, or just wearing your skepticism on your sleeve (or chest). Because in aviation, sometimes the biggest risks come with a smile and bad advice.
Soft, breathable jersey fabric – ideal for long days at the airport or short hops. Available in all the usual colors and sizes.
Grab one before your next flight… and maybe double-check that fuel quantity while you’re at it 😉
- Premium quality pre-shrunk T-shirt
- Printed and shipped near you
- Usually ships next day
Other sizes (from XS up to 5XL), colors, fabrics, brands and shapes (heavy tee, V-neck, sweatshirt, hoodie...) available on request. I can also customize / personalize the design. Just let me know, please.
- Ask for more sizes, colors, customization, shipping, etc.
- Unisex fit (ask for other options)
- Fast and local shipping in US/CA/EU/UK
In collections:
Median order to delivery time: 140 hours
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