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The Most Useless Things In Aviation - pilot's T-Shirt

The Most Useless Things In Aviation - pilot's T-Shirt

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Pilots approve: Finally a shirt that gets it 😂

Ever heard the old pilot wisdom? The three most useless things in aviation:

  • The altitude above you
  • The runway behind you
  • The fuel you left on the ground

Because once you're airborne, wishing for more of any of those won't help! Classic dry humor for anyone who's stared at the gauges a little too long or skimped on fuel planning. Wear it proudly on this soft jersey tee — perfect for hangar debates or reminding yourself to fill 'er up next time.

  • Premium quality pre-shrunk T-shirt
  • Printed and shipped near you
  • Usually ships next day

Other sizes (from XS up to 5XL), colors, fabrics, brands and shapes (heavy tee, V-neck, sweatshirt, hoodie...) available on request. I can also customize / personalize the design. Just let me know, please.

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  • Unisex fit (ask for other options)
  • Fast and local shipping in US/CA/EU/UK
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